My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love.
Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed
(Source: simply-quotes, via ourwordsneversaid)
Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.
Schmidt, 22 Jump Street
i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it
(Source: steakdaddy, via braydaaan)
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Meanwhile on the set of Avengers 2…
IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THAT’S SPIDERMAN’S COSTUME
nah man everyone’s interested in the dude with a bottle of sprite in his pocket OF COURSE WE SEE SPIDERMANS COSTUME
i don’t know man that bottle sprite tho